The World-Famous Canine Private Investigator Solves Your Cleaning Mystery!
SAM SPAYED’S SOLUTION cleans and lifts all protein and organic matter from fabrics and hard surfaces so even stubborn stains can be rinsed away with water – including grease, oil, fat, blood, grass, poop, pee, vomit and even the dog owners’ bane, the dreaded yellow bile! Safe to use, it is botanically derived, readily biodegradable, and has even been employed as an oil dispersant in oceans, rivers and lakes. It will not harm people or animals. You can even wash your dog with SAM SPAYED’S SOLUTION! It will take off tar, grease, ticks, mites, dander, etc. – anything that isn’t DOG. It is also great for washing your hands if they’re really dirty and/or greasy (but in the course of removing unwanted oils and grease, it also removes natural body oils, so use some moisturizer on your hands and/or the dog after washing).
SAM SPAYED’S SOLUTION is not a soap, detergent, or petroleum solvent; it works by physics, rather than through soap chemistry. (The technical information: SAM SPAYED’S SOLUTION is a low-to-moderate sudsing soil remover, a homogenous blend of colloids, sequesterants, non-ionic surfactants, and hyper-wetting agents. It causes organic soils containing hydrocarbon molecules to repel from the surface and become suspended in the cleaning solution so they can be rinsed away with water.) It can be stored indefinitely without losing strength. It assists in reducing odors and bacterial growth by cutting protein and sugar residues and it continues to break up grease, oil and fat long after most cleaners are exhausted.
SAM SPAYED’S SOLUTION is concentrated. It can be mixed with ten parts water in your carpet cleaner’s reservoir, diluted with two parts water for general cleaning, and/or used full strength for laundry prespotting.
"IT WORKS!! Amazing! My dog threw up on the bedspread last night
and I found the 'yellow stuff' greeting me this morning! I used
the Sam Spayed's Solution and the spot just disappeared. I used
to have to use this, that, and every cleaner I could think of to
get the bile out, taking me forever. This worked in just 5 or so
minutes!! Fantastic. I'm still flabbergasted—bravo to you!"
~ Ann H., California
Sam Spayed's Solution concentrate is $7.50 per 8-ounce bottle. If you're in Ventura County, California, and would like to pick up your Sam Spayed's Solution to save shipping costs, call Sherry at Career Boost Résumés: (805) 658-1612. Priority Mail shipping within the continental United States costs $4.25 for one bottle, $6.00 for two or three bottles, $9.00 for four or five bottles; we may use FedEx Ground for multiple bottle shipments. (For shipments outside of the US, please contact us for rates.)
To pay securely by MasterCard, Visa, American Express or Discover, please use Google Checkout by choosing the number of bottles you want, then clicking on the Buy Now button below. Please note that shipping costs are already included in the prices for Google Checkout. If you'd like to pay by check or money order, please e-mail us at firstname.lastname@example.org and tell us your name, shipping address and how many bottles you’d like to purchase. Upon receipt of your email, we will send you an invoice with payment instructions. We use your contact information only for correspondence about your order and do not share it with others. If you have any questions, please e-mail us or telephone Sherry at (805) 658-1612.
HOW TO USE:
To clean carpets: It’s most effective to use SAM SPAYED’S SOLUTION in a steam or wet extraction carpet machine; just mix one part SAM SPAYED'S SOLUTION to ten parts of your regular cleaning solution. Make sure to rinse out the residue; if you leave SAM SPAYED’S SOLUTION in the carpet, it will continue to clean – to the extent of taking the dirt off passing shoes onto the carpet. (You’ll have clean shoe soles, though!) If you’ve only spot-cleaned your rug or carpet, let it sit for 5-10 minutes, then you can either use plain water in your machine to remove the residue or rinse out the residue manually with a wet sponge, then blot dry.
To prespot laundry: Wet the stain with some water, rub in SAM SPAYED’S SOLUTION, let set for five (5) minutes, then wash before it dries. Rinse thoroughly if you’re not running it through the wash.
Use SAM SPAYED’S SOLUTION for a variety of general cleaning problems:
Clean tile, flooring, glass, mirrors and windows; it’s great at removing soap scum.
It’ll lift coffee/tea stains from the kitchen sink.
You can use SAM SPAYED’S SOLUTION to clean all types of home and automotive air filters, oil spills and messes from (and on!) car parts.
Remove body oils from metal jewelry, either manually or in an ultrasonic washer.
The uses are endless – if it’s safe to use water on it, it’s safe to use SAM SPAYED’S SOLUTION!